The Weekly Drop
A recap, not a stat dump.
Earned roasts, weekly awards, standings movement, and next week's grudge matches — written in a voice you tune, from the choir-boy to the unhinged. It lands in every manager's inbox, on schedule.
Vol. IBuilt on Sleeper's public dataThe facts are deterministic. The roasts are earned.
The weekly drop, for Sleeper leagues
The League Drop turns your Sleeper league into a weekly newspaper — an AI commissioner that recaps every matchup, hands out the awards, and roasts the whole league with receipts. Plus a permanent hub for standings, records, and every rivalry you'll never let die.
Free to start · Already in a league? Ask your commissioner for your hub link — no signup needed on your end.
How it works
Paste your league ID. We pull your entire history — every season, trade, and blowout — straight from Sleeper. Nothing to install.
Each week it recaps the slate — high scorers, bad beats, the Burn of the Week. Every number comes from the real box scores. It never makes one up.
They get the weekly email and a full hub — record book, playoff brackets, all-time rivalries. No account, no password. Just the link.
What your league gets
The Weekly Drop
Earned roasts, weekly awards, standings movement, and next week's grudge matches — written in a voice you tune, from the choir-boy to the unhinged. It lands in every manager's inbox, on schedule.
The League Hub
Standings, the all-time record book, playoff brackets, and head-to-head rivalries going back every linked season — plus the Oracle, a chatbot that answers anything about your league's history.
The facts are deterministic. The roasts are earned.
Every score, record, and margin is pulled from Sleeper and locked before a single word is written. The commissioner can be as savage as your league can handle — but it can never be wrong about what actually happened.
Already in a league? Your commissioner has your hub link — check your email or the group chat. There's nothing to sign up for on your end, ever.